Posted tagged ‘attempted humor’

Greeting Card Blues

October 2, 2014

So does anyone else choke when trying to write in cards?

A couple of days ago, I was writing in a card and things were going pretty well.  Was saying what I wanted to say, and actually making sense.  My writing is horrendous, so I was printing and trying to do my best to make it look like the work of someone much older than six yet much younger than 106.

It actually looked kinda not horrible.  Not as pretty as this, but solid.

But then the pen started losing ink and things took a bad turn–letters with parts missing, lines of scattered shaky ink, overlapping words, the works.  And of course as soon as I started to choke, it only got worse.  Here’s a somewhat accurate representation of the writing. oh well.

The thing is, I think it’s amusingly terrible, so I went ahead and sent it anyway.  Never let embarrassment get in the way of hilarity…


Personal Themes For Not So Epic Lives…

February 15, 2011

I think, like in the movies, we should all have an epic theme.

Just think how much more thrilling scrubbing the toilet or filtering the cat litter would be if we had a soaring inspirational theme song playing just for us!

Here’s the one I want:

Sadly though, I would probably get something like this:

If you could choose a theme song, what would it be?